Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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