I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
