TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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