So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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