Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think my moral compass just broke
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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