is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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