Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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