hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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