I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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