is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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