I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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