Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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