Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
