i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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