Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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