I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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