Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

Fav 39 1183 1433
share tweet
(763): View more from Minnesota

I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

Fav 29 1157 11452
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

Fav 33 5320 843
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar

Fav 12 3400 2382
share tweet
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Read it at the TFLN blog
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

how do flat chested girls get laid?

Fav 189 1518 6202
share tweet
(786): View more from Florida

I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

Fav 58 1514 7572
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.

Fav 11 5753 1241
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(618): View more from Illinois

You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities

Fav 4 1284 533
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want

Fav 1 983 483
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT