Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
lol hangovers are for mortals.