I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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