it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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