look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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