I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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