Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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