What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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