Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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