Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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