i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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