I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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