her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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