Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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