listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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