Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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