Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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