They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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