Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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