Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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