I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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