Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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