apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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