from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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