Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i dont even know how to be here
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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