forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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