i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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