It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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