In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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