Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
