i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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