I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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