I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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