In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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