absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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