I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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