There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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