Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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