My room smells like vodka and shame
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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